Logo: Police, Crime & 999


Image: Police, Lies & Alibis

Am I the best cop to ever patrol the streets?... No.

But do I come to work each day determined to do my best and give 100% to every incident I attended?... Also no.

What I do though is note down all the awkward, funny, unusual and bizzare jobs I go to...

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Is the discovery of a headless corpse the work of a serial killer?

When do police & paramedics fall out?

Who killed Yoda?

What is a Death Fart?

Why do some criminals think they are ‘worth it’?

Who stole the Crying Machine?

How do you beat the burglar?

Why do the police pay particular attention to boobs?

WARNING: Contains Humour & Traces of Nuts!

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